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Expectations:
Reality:
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but then i always forget where my safe place is…….
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from the outside you’re like:
‘uhu continue.’
but inside:
all you actually want to say is: ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP.’
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I’m like,
But the moment it cuts to commercial,
“Go away bitches it’s bout to explode”
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louis ck ( on gay marriage ; shameless )
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When people kiss in the middle of the hallways:
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Chinese farmer Hao Xianzhang has perfected the process of growing pears inside Buddha shaped plastic molds. They are sold at 50 yuan (about $7.32 USD) in the village of Hexia, China and are thought to bring good luck.
awesome!
want
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Taking as slow as possible to get there and get back.
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I love my parents to death…but you really can’t tell them everything.
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